Author Topic: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....  (Read 1788 times)

Offline B.D.F.

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But today, I think a particularly amusing one might be:
"A bear walks into a liquor store....." But instead of the usual words that would follow, such as 'and he asks for a bottle of.....' and so forth, I am going to this one a little differently:

This link shows "A bear walking into a liquor store....."

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/40465703/bear-walks-into-a-liquor-shop

But it turns out that the liquor store does not serve 'his kind'. I smell a discrimination lawsuit coming on.....
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Does a bear drink in the woods?

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If he finds a moonshine still, he does.
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If he finds a moonshine still, he does.

So your saying a black bear drinks white lightning. What does a polar bear drink?

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Anything he wants!
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He thought Grey Goose was on sale.  Probably would have settled for some Wild Turkey.
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