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Re: Stupid criminals
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2019, 04:03:05 pm »
>:(   WoW! probation for child abuse...

probably because they didn't want to have to spend money for his funeral, if they put him in prison... because he wouldn't last one week there.. of course, the prisoners would always "dig a hole" to chuck him into after they beat him to death, for free...


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Re: Stupid criminals
« Reply #31 on: December 15, 2019, 06:33:20 am »
Indiana police say man's paper license plate in crayon led to car theft arrest

A homemade paper license plate scrawled in crayon on a grocery bag led to the arrest in Indiana of a man in a stolen car.

Initially, Indiana troopers thought Joshua Lewis-Brown was a 20-year-old stranded motorist from New York in need of a tow after blowing a tire Friday afternoon on I-80 near Angola.

“Trooper (Craig) Woodcox was preparing to oblige Brown in his request, however the fictitious homemade paper license plate ‘DJ39RK’ handwritten in crayon on a grocery bag raised obvious suspicion and led to further investigation,” said Sgt. Brian Walker, an Indiana State Police spokesman.


Mugshot for Joshua Lewis-Brown, 20. (Indiana State Police )

After conducting a vehicle identification number check, Woodcox discovered Lewis-Brown’s Toyota Corolla had been reported stolen the day before out of State College, Pa., Walker said.

Troopers also found that Lewis-Brown had never been licensed to operate a motor vehicle in any state, and was on probation for grand larceny, the spokesman said.

Lewis-Brown was jailed on charges of possession of stolen property and operating without a license. He also faces charges in Pennsylvania.

Another trooper contacted Pennsylvania authorities and was told the Toyota was stolen when the owner left the engine running as he ran into a grocery store.
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Re: Stupid criminals
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2019, 05:30:42 pm »
Criminals aren't very smart. If they were they would know its smarter to make an honest living.
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Re: Stupid criminals
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2020, 07:34:55 am »
A Chicago woman and an adolescent accomplice are facing charges after prosecutors say they broke into an apartment Thursday evening and, during the ensuing scuffle over a boyfriend, accidentally stabbed themselves.

Nyla D. Brackett, 19, of the 8800 block of South Throop Street, Chicago, is charged with home invasion, mob action, criminal trespass to residence and assault after she and a juvenile person broke into a home in the 900 block of Greenbrier Road in DeKalb, said DeKalb County Assistant State's Attorney Alesandra Friend during Brackett's bond hearing Friday.

Brackett appeared before DeKalb County Circuit Court Judge Phillip Montgomery on the charges. He granted her a $5,000 recognizance bond, and ordered her to be placed on electronic home monitoring with no contact with the victim.

If convicted of the most serious crime, home invasion, Brackett could serve up to 60 years in prison.

The stabbing and home invasion occurred around 7 p.m. Thursday night, at which time Friend said Brackett and the young person accompanying her went to the home and started banging on the door. The young person accompanying her was armed with a knife and started stabbing the door also, she said.

The victim who's home it was opened the door to see what was going on and Brackett and the teen barged in swinging the knife, Friend said.

As a scuffle ensued, the victim pepper sprayed Brackett and the teen, who then retreated to the hallway, Friend said.

"During which time the juvenile defendant was waving around a knife swinging wildly, at which time Ms. Brackett was stabbed by the knife as well as the co-defendant stabbed herself," Friend said.

From a Zoom call in the DeKalb County Jail during the bond hearing Friday, Bracket could be seen with bandages wrapped around both her hands and her left forearm.

DeKalb Acting Police Chief Bob Redel said Thursday night neither suffered serious stab injuries.

When Montgomery asked what gave rise to the incident, Friend said it was a "dispute over a boyfriend."

Brackett, who has no criminal history, is next set to appear for an arraignment Sept. 15 at 9:45 a.m.
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Re: Stupid criminals
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2020, 08:15:52 am »
Wow, that is a great testimonial for pepper spray :)
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