Author Topic: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?  (Read 11109 times)

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Re: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?
« Reply #75 on: March 26, 2018, 06:20:38 am »
Is a frisbee not flatish?
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Re: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?
« Reply #76 on: March 26, 2018, 09:34:06 am »
There are millions of nut jobs like this seeking publicity. Why is this guy getting press time?

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Re: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2018, 10:43:06 am »
It breaks up the time between Brittany's news- worthy life events and what the entertainer de jour does not want us to eat this week.....

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Re: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2018, 10:59:35 am »
There are millions of nut jobs like this seeking publicity. Why is this guy getting press time?

Yeah! It's not like he's a rocket scientist or something is he? Oh wait...    ;)
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Re: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2018, 08:43:15 pm »
A little thought will reveal the answer to what happens. Since the earth is not flat but frisbee like, when you get to the start of the rounded part, it begins to rotate under you at the exact rate that will make you think that you are still on flat ground and since the universe is infinite you will continue walking this rounded section while continuing to believe that you are still on a flat  earth, which will reinforce your sense of a flat earth as the whole time the disc continues to rotate at the exact rate that reinforces your sense of a flat (or more correctly, a disc shaped) earth and at some point on your travels of the rounded edge the flat earth will begin to rotate at a 90 degree so that you now walk not only over the arc but not also at an angle perpendicular to the edge curve of the disc, thus creating a retrograde movement to further reinforce your belief of a flat earth, which is based in no small part by the experiments of the brave investigator who managed to fly almost 2,000' in the air in an outstanding effort to disprove the entire body of science that has evolved over the last 2,000 years, during which time no one has managed to successfully fall of the edge.

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Re: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?
« Reply #80 on: March 29, 2018, 12:25:11 pm »
Just for fun reading (in the bathroom with a tablet?): https://theflatearthsociety.org/tiki/tiki-index.php

just some of the gems found there.  ;D
Quote from: Flat Earth Wiki aka "The FEW"
The Sun

The sun is a sphere. It has a diameter of 32 miles and is located approximately 3000 miles above the surface of the earth.
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A Lunar Eclipse occurs about twice a year when a satellite of the sun passes between the sun and moon.
This satellite is called the Shadow Object.
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The Planets

Rotoundity

Q. If the planets are round, why isn't the earth?

A. The earth is not a planet.
Size and Magnitude

Q. How big are the planets in the FE model?

A. Pretty small.
Solar System

Q. What does the Solar System look like in FET?

A. In FET the planets are revolving around the sun, while the sun itself revolves around the Northern Hub.

eeeeewwww ....  :o the boogie man "Shadow Object" is going to get you us all.   ::) ;D

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Re: What happens if we fall off the edge of our flat Earth?
« Reply #81 on: March 30, 2018, 07:53:04 am »
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

The Shadow Object do!
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