Author Topic: A Cowboy and a Preacher  (Read 504 times)

Offline tweeter55

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A Cowboy and a Preacher
« on: March 22, 2018, 06:42:38 am »
A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar
drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had that choice."
Do not try to live forever on this earth. You will not succeed.

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Re: A Cowboy and a Preacher
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2018, 06:44:50 am »
 :rotflmao:
Thank God for good men willing to do extreme violence.

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Re: A Cowboy and a Preacher
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2018, 09:25:56 am »
Ok, that's pretty funny!  :rotflmao: