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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #180 on: January 13, 2020, 04:29:41 pm »
Hey, it is like pizza: hot, oily and delivered to the house warm. And who does not like pizza?

:-)

And it is not like I have to go looking for the stuff- it finds ME and makes itself known. And I have to say, I am compelled to watch some things (not only porn.) just due to the title of the photo or video. I mean I just cannot <not> look.  I mean it would take a much more structured person than I to skip right by "Sex injuries as told by ER staff" and not at least peek (Reddit).

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I guess we know who DOES watch it.
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« Reply #181 on: January 13, 2020, 05:08:17 pm »
Hey, it is like pizza: hot, oily and delivered to the house warm. And who does not like pizza?

:-)

And it is not like I have to go looking for the stuff- it finds ME and makes itself known. And I have to say, I am compelled to watch some things (not only porn.) just due to the title of the photo or video. I mean I just cannot <not> look.  I mean it would take a much more structured person than I to skip right by "Sex injuries as told by ER staff" and not at least peek (Reddit).

Brian

Hilarious...

like 6 years ago, while I was online and also working on drawings on my tower computer, I get a phone call... person speaking in some Hindi dialect, procedes to tell me I am linked to a porn site, and he is watching me.. and demanding I visit his Federally Based website to discuss not pressing charges against me for internet porn... floored me... after reading him the riot act, and threatening physical injury to him, and his complete family, wherever in the world they were located, I hung up... a week later, I'm firing up that same computer, about 9 hours after my wife boarded a plane to see the kids, and she was online verifying and printing out her boarding pass, etc... computer comes up, and goes into the FBI virus bug lockdown.. the one they hold you "Hostage for" and demand cash, to unlock your computer.. so... I spent the next 17 solid hours, using 2 different laptops, to do the Malwarebites cleansing of my machine... I know my wife wasn't watching porn... and I only watch Danish animal porn... so I just don't get it...  :rotflmao: :deadhorse: :1DeadBanana

we no longer use that machine....

related crazy thing, same year, I was at work and on my company system, with extreeeeeme virus controls.. never worried about any virus; while working, I had a song running thru my head, so did a google search for it, clicked what I thought was a secure music source... and BAM.... FBI Virus...... totally locked my machine, I had to go to the IT guy, and confess... "yes, I tried to listen to a song... and bam"... he spent about 5 hours, to get my machine functional again... I got chewed out for it severely... but within a couple days, at least 6 other people, that streamed music... got pinched... so I don't feel bad... I was gonna tell them to Watch Danish Donky porn, it's safer... but decided not to...

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #182 on: January 16, 2020, 06:40:20 am »
I think that I've seen this one before.

Dear Email Owner/Fund Beneficiary,

YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS PAYMENT ORDER VIA ATM CARD

This is to inform you that, we have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Africa and Asia with the help of the United States Government, United Arab Emirates  Government, United Kingdom Government and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) including with the help of the Currency Transactions Reports (CTR) and Suspicious Transactions Reports (STR) Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and Financial Action Task Force (FATF).

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of African and Asian countries which includes (United Kingdom, India, Nigeria, Republic of Benin, Ghana, Cameroon and Senegal) and they are all in Government custody now, they will appear at International Court of Justice (ICJ) Hague (Netherlands) soon for Criminal/Fraud Justice.

During the course of our investigation, we have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-Crime Commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the World for compensation. This Email/Letter is been directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scammer Artists file and computer hard-disk while the investigation, maybe you have been
scammed. You are therefore being compensated with the sum of $1,000,000.00 (One Million Dollars Only).

We have also arrested some of those who claim that they are Barristers, Bank Officials, Lottery and Government Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist. Since your email address appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation funds, we have arranged your payment to be paid to you through ATM VISA CARD. An ATM Visa Card will be issued in your name and your $1,000,000.00 (One Million Dollars Only) will be loaded
into it, and deliver it to your postal address with the Pin Number, as to enable you withdrawal your funds from any ATM Machine anywhere in the world.

To issue the ATM Visa Card, you are therefore advised to contact the Visa Card Incorporation United Arab Emirates, this is so because Visa Inc. is a global payments technology company that enables consumers, businesses, financial institutions and governments to use digital currency instead of cash and checks, and the Government choose them to payout all the compensation funds to the 100 Lucky beneficiaries. Please contact them now with the below contact details:

Dr Ahmed Mahmoud
Contact Email: ahmedmahmoud00121219@gmail.com
Director ATM VISA CARD Issuance Department
(Visa Incorporation UAE)

Contact him now for the delivery of your ATM Card. As soon as you establish a contact with him, an ATM card will be issued to you immediately which you can use to withdraw your funds from any ATM Machine, but the maximum is $20,000 dollars per day because the Card has been upgrade. So if you like to receive your funds through this means you’re advised to contact (Dr Ahmed) with the following information as stated below:

1. Your Full Name:
2. Address Where You Want the Courier Company to Send Your ATM Card To or (P.O Box):
3. Your Age:
4. Occupation:
5. Cell/Mobile Number:

Please Be Warned, as The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission and the United State Government does not instruct any other Bank or agent in this payment except (Dr Ahmed Mahmoud), whom we can only give attention to, and from now, we advice you to stop all the communications you are having with any other Agent or bank officials in Europe, Asia and Africa regarding to your payment.

Thanks for your understanding as you follow instructions.

Yours in Services.

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #183 on: February 05, 2020, 06:04:39 am »
Miss Eddie Deborah <eddiedeborah526_5081@yahoo.co.jp>
Wed 2/5/2020 5:53 AM


My Dearest One,

This is Miss Deborah Eddie from Trinidad &Tobago. I am writing from the hospital in Ivory Coast, therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I’m dying in the hospital which I don’t know what tomorrow will be. I was told by my doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.

I want you to know that my contact to you is of a divine direction which i do not mean any harm to you. Abel is 14 years of age.

I inherited some money ($4.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money, she is an Ivorian by nationality.

I want you to contact my servant with this information below:

Master Abel Laurence.
Address: Indenie Avenue - Plateau 01 H.B. 201 AbidjanA
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Email: abellaurence999@gmail.com

He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money :-

(1) Give 30% of the money to my servant Abel as he has been there for me through my illness and I have promised to support him in life. I want you to take him along with you to your country and establish him as your son.

(2) Give 20% of the money to handicap people and charity organization, then the remaining one is yours.

Note; This should be a code between you and my Servant Abel in this transaction "Hospital" any mail from him, the barrister he will direct you to, without this code "Hospital" is not from the barrister, Abel, the bank or myself as I don't know what will happen to me in the next few hours.

(3) The lawyer And Let Abel send you his International passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Abel is so little therefore guide him.

And if I don't hear from you, I will look for another person or an organization.

Please do not forget to contact Abel Laurence with abellaurence999@gmail.com May Almighty God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always.

Miss Deborah Eddie
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #184 on: February 08, 2020, 06:29:43 am »
You know it's amazing how many people fall for this sh*t.  I was talking to a co-worker the other day that nearly got took by the deposit this check and keep some for yourself after sending the rest out ploy.  She didn't realize that the check has to clear first.  The bank actually stopped the transaction...thank goodness.  She was selling tiles on Craigslist and contacted by one of those idiots and she fell for it.


Personally I'm not liking a lot of these selling apps as they appear to be taken over by scam artists.  First clue is their command over the English language...
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #185 on: February 27, 2020, 10:22:51 am »
Mr Lisa Hugh <lisa.hugh222@gmail.com>
Thu 2/27/2020 10:58 AM


Dear Friend,

I am Ms Lisa Hugh work with the department of Audit and accounting manager here in the Bank(B.O.A).

Please i need your assistance for the transferring of thIs fund to your bank account for both of us benefit for life time investment, amount (US$4.5M DOLLARS).

I have every inquiry details to make the bank believe you and release the fund in within 5 banking working days with your full co-operation with me forsuccess.

Note/ 50% for you why 50% for me after success of the transfer to your bank
account.

Below information is what i need from you so will can be reaching each
other

1)Full name ...
2)Private telephone number...
3)Age...
4)Nationality...
5)Occupation ...


Thanks.

Ms Lisa Hugh.
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #186 on: March 10, 2020, 08:00:04 am »
I don't get people searching for me to make me rich via email, thankfully. However sometimes I search them out in my attempts to save money.

I was searching for a low price on a Castle 100 Pocket Hole machine and they all seemed to be the same price ($475) except there was one place ( https://www.selvedica.com/) that only wanted $66.00.
So I contacted them:
Quote from: my email to Selvedica
How can you sell a $400.00+ Castle pocket hole cutter for $66.00? In the "if it sounds too good to be true department" this is high on the list for sure. Why does a map of London and Big Ben appear on your site if you are in North Carolina? What kind of a scam are you running here?

I noticed the company name backwards is "Acidevles" (acid evils?) anyway...their not so reassuring response:
Quote from: email response from Selvedica
Hi
We Sorry for the delayed reply, This is legit website, we do the business so many years. Please don't worry, The price is relatively low, but the items are real and new, your purchase is very cost-effective.
If you have any questions, you can feel free contact with us.
Thank you

I remain un-convinced, however if I were to bite at this, I actually think I might receive something. Probably something made by some other company with "Castle " in their name. Perhaps a kitchen towel set or some such. When I complain they'll say it was just an innocent mistake made by some underling and that all I have to do is jump through some hoops to get my money back that would no doubt entail going to the post office filling out customs forms and buying insurance and tracking and send the towels back to China or Nigeria and then they'll say they never got them and just make it all so difficult that they hope I give up and just kiss the $66 goodbye.

The good news is that the item (whatever it really is) is available in either Black or Black Sesame.  :banana

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #187 on: March 10, 2020, 08:31:55 am »

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« Reply #188 on: March 10, 2020, 08:56:38 am »
Dang Marty! Why do you need holes cut into your pockets anyways? Ain't ya gonna lose your FOB that way?

I have some great scissors that I'll let go, just cuz I like you, for only $50!

Your choice of colors too!

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« Reply #189 on: April 06, 2020, 06:05:20 am »
Ibrahim Ahmadu <maryjenniferdavid@gmail.com>
Sat 4/4/2020 10:58 AM
Dear Partnership 

It is with trust and confidence that I make this urgent and important business proposal to you. I am Adamu Ibrahim, Accountant General of Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). I have been assigned by my two partners to seek for a foreign partner for the transfer of the sum of US$55,500,000.00 (Fifty-Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) for the benefit of both of us. This money arose from deliberate over invoicing of contracts awarded by my Corporation in 2012.

We have been safeguarding this money since then, waiting for an appropriate time when the money can be transferred into a safe foreign account for safe keeping pending our arrival for sharing and utilization with owner of the account. Now, the Presidency has ordered that all debts owed Foreign Contractors by the past Government should be paid immediately. On the strength of this order, we wish to take advantage of it to present you or your company as one of the contractors being owed by the government as the contractor/beneficiary of this contract fund of USD55.5MILLION with our Corporation*NNPC*, for immediate payment to you.

Also, be noted that i have gone into a serious three days praying and fasting for searching for well reliable and trust-able person to handle this transaction for its logical conclusion for our mutual benefits. It is very urgent to write you by sending this business proposal to you due to the trust I have in you after my thorough searching of a reliable, capable and trustworthy foreign partner to handle this transaction for its logical conclusion for our mutual benefits.

Meanwhile, we have agreed that the money will be shared thus: 80% will be for me and my two other partners. And 20% will be for you for providing all the necessary assistance for the successful payment of this fund to you as a beneficiary/contractor for the benefit of both of us.

Note that the nature of your business is irrelevant to this transaction as all arrangements have been concluded for a successful and hitch-free transaction.

Also note that this money is still in the suspense account of our Corporation NNPC, with the bank waiting for payment to beneficiary/contractor.

Therefore you will required to provide to me urgently the important information as I stated here below to enable us put claims and invoice the payment on your favor/name as a Contractor/Beneficiary of the contract fund with our corporation, NNPC, for immediate payment to you.

1. Your full name and address,

a. Your Private Telephone, Mobile and Fax numbers.

2. Name of your company and address, telephone and fax numbers “if any".

3. Name of your bank and address, telephone and fax numbers.

4 Your Account Number where the fund will be transferred into.
a. Account name.

b. Telex/Swift Code Numbers “if any"

c. IBAN

d. Routing number

Note that we have taken measures to ensure that there is no risk involved on both parties. We have estimated that this transaction will be concluded within 14 working days upon receipt of your acceptance to this my proposal letter.

Note that this transaction required the utmost Trust, Confidentiality and Urgency.

Further details will be explain to you if you do not understand me as soon as I receive your acceptance mail on my proposal business letter to you for the immediate payment of the fund to you as a beneficiary/contractor for the benefits of both of us.

Thanks for your co-operation and kind assistance.

Yours truly
Adamu Ibrahim,
Accountant General (NNPC)
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« Reply #190 on: April 14, 2020, 06:01:23 am »
Attn.
 
A cargo that is in your name and email is abandoned here at our facility warehouse for
over a period of time, revealed an undisclosed sum of money concealed in it,when scanned.
The shipment was abandoned due to insufficient information.
Please supply verifiable PROOF of everything for the dispatch.
 
Lastly,Thank you .
 
Kind Regards,
Simon Dennis
Head Officer-in-Charge
Luggage/Baggage Storage Facilities,
Ocean City Wicomico Regional Airport
5485 Airport Terminal Rd a,
Salisbury, MD 21804
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« Reply #191 on: April 14, 2020, 11:16:18 am »
That's fairly close to me.  Want me to pick it up for you.  Just send me $250 and you can have the rest of the money.  Course I want mine first..  LOL
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« Reply #192 on: April 14, 2020, 12:11:39 pm »
That's fairly close to me.  Want me to pick it up for you.  Just send me $250 and you can have the rest of the money.  Course I want mine first..  LOL
Will you take a check?
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« Reply #193 on: April 14, 2020, 12:54:14 pm »

Kind Regards,
Simon Dennis


Weird, I think this is the same fella tryin to help me with my car warranty expiring

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« Reply #194 on: April 14, 2020, 01:15:45 pm »
Will you take a check?


Sure...cashier's check or USPS money order.
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