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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2018, 05:08:39 am »
It looks like I'll be joining you rich folk very soon!

Hello,

Compliments of the day to you. By way of introduction, I am Mr.Kenneth Robertson of ABSA Bank of South Africa. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I have a business proposal which I believe would be of interest to you. It concerns a deceased client and an estate he left behind, without naming a beneficiary to the funds left behind.

There is Fifty Eight Million Three Hundred and Seventy Thousand United State Dollars ($58,370,000.00) deposited and I alone have the deposit details and the bank will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as my Bank is concerned. The transaction with our deceased customer ended when the bank could not locate the next of kin as none was stated when he set up the secret account. I have carefully moved the funds to the transfer department in a special account pending when I will find a trusted person that will receive the funds on my behalf overseas.

They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward with the documents which I will provide for you. This is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track this man's family; they have investigated for months and have found no family. The investigation has come to an end.

My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position to give instruction for the release of the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation since you are a foreigner like he was. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 60/40.

I want to invest my own share with your help in your country/company if you assist me to the the funds out to your account. I have never been a business man and don't know anything about it so I am depending on you for assistance in investing the funds in any profitable business.

If its in your interest to proceed with the transaction, please respond to this email account with your contact number and I will give you a more detailed information of the source and origin of the estate as well as the transaction proper. I anticipate your cooperation while I also expect you to keep the content of this letter very confidential.

Regards,
Kenneth Robertson.

"I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 60/40."   :o

Wait a minute! I smell a rat. 60/40 ain't sharing in half now is it? This could be fake...



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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2018, 08:11:31 am »
...

Wait a minute! I smell a rat. 60/40 ain't sharing in half now is it? This could be fake...

Yep, your spidey senses are in good working order  :thumbs: At this point the best thing to do is to respond to him pointing out the mathematical discrepancy and request full clarification on the shared percentage, before sending your bank acct #, oh and social security number.

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2018, 08:49:48 am »
Yep, your spidey senses are in good working order  :thumbs: At this point the best thing to do is to respond to him pointing out the mathematical discrepancy and request full clarification on the shared percentage, before sending your bank acct #, oh and social security number.

That's right! I'll get the details in order beforehand. I'll make sure that I get my fair share.    ;)
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2018, 07:46:05 am »
It must be my lucky day!

As soon as I get millions the hearing aids are on me fellas!


ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

We wish to inform you that the Bank of America and the United Nations
Organizations Benin Republic Zonal Office have released the fund worth of
$7,8 million US dollars issued on your name. The money was deposited with us
as MTCN credit card 2 weeks ago. We apologize for the delay and wish to
process your first payment today. We shall be sending you  $5000.00usd
everyday until we complete paying you the total fund via online money
transfer.

For the Benefit of Doubt,we shall send the fund released order approved and
signed by the United Nations Secretary in the person of Ban Ki Moon.

Note that your first payment of $5000.00usd has been issued and endorsed for
transfer, but bare it in mind that you do not yet have full access to the
$5000.00usd as authorized except you pay the transfer service charges which
is $65usd only to this office. You have to pay the money through our
service MONEY_GRAM to the information given below and as soon as the
payment of $65usd is confirmed, we shall release your first $5000.00usd to
enable you pick it up at any of our service close to you. This will continue
till the total fund is made to you.

Make sure you send us YOUR full information along with the service charge of
$65usd  to release the full transfer details on how to pick up your online
first payment. You have to treat this message with urgency by reconfirming
your full information to us immediately you receive this massage to enable
us start the process of your first and second payment.

This message is valid for 2 weeks as we have been authorized to release your
total fund within the period.

1.Your Full Name...
2.Your Address...
3.Your Tel Number....
4.Occupation.......
5.Country....
6.City.........
7.Age..........

Fill the above information correctly and hurry to any MONEY_GRAM to make
the payment. Don't forget that you have to first settle the transfer charge
before we can give the full information of your first payment of
$5000.00usd. We awaits to receive the above information and the fee of
$65usd because this is the only delay to your first payment now. Kindly use
this information below to send the transfer charge.

Receiver Name: Peter Oso
Country: Benin Republic
City: Porto Novo
Test Question: When.
Test Answer: Now.
Amount to send: $65
Senders Name:.....?
Mtcn Number:......?

We look forward to receive the transfer charge together with your full
information to enable us release this first $5000.00usd to you to pick it up
and get back to us for the second payment OK. Call OR text +229 62418915
LISTEN VERY ATTENTIVELY,DO NOT REPLY THIS MESSAGE IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO
PAY THE REQUIRED FEE.

Yours in Service

Dr.Prince  Raymond.
Financial Consultant
MONEY_GRAM TRANSFER,
Benin Republic.
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2018, 10:53:26 am »
Conrad, you and I are going to be 2 of the richest guys on this forum!!!
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2018, 07:26:23 am »
Conrad, you and I are going to be 2 of the richest guys on this forum!!!

I'm tellin ya!

Good lookin and rich, what more can we ask for?   8)
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2018, 12:14:50 pm »



Good lookin and rich, what more can we ask for?   8)

Maybe some dancin' nanas?
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2018, 01:52:20 pm »
OK, I can see that we are starting to compete with each other for the same monies. Fine, I will simply double the 'service charges' and send them $130 to get on top of the list! I will show you guize!

Brian

It must be my lucky day!

As soon as I get millions the hearing aids are on me fellas!


ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

We wish to inform you that the Bank of America and the United Nations
Organizations Benin Republic Zonal Office have released the fund worth of
$7,8 million US dollars issued on your name. The money was deposited with us
as MTCN credit card 2 weeks ago. We apologize for the delay and wish to
process your first payment today. We shall be sending you  $5000.00usd
everyday until we complete paying you the total fund via online money
transfer.

For the Benefit of Doubt,we shall send the fund released order approved and
signed by the United Nations Secretary in the person of Ban Ki Moon.

Note that your first payment of $5000.00usd has been issued and endorsed for
transfer, but bare it in mind that you do not yet have full access to the
$5000.00usd as authorized except you pay the transfer service charges which
is $65usd only to this office......

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2018, 02:09:42 pm »
I suddenly started getting tons of spam on my Cox account (I have 5 accounts, each from different providers/systems, used for different purposes) about 3 months ago.  Apparently Cox's spam filtering is 100 times worse than the others.  I finally got so pissed, I wrote a filter that moves all messages that aren't addressed to me (either TO or CC) directly into the spam folder without delivery, from Cox.  Amazingly, it stopped 100% of it for the last two days since I started.  It seems that most spammers, for whatever reason, love to address the messages to something other than the actual Email address.  The only problem would be messages in which someone BCC (blind carbon copies) me.  I suppose a legit automated Email could be similar without BCC, but I have yet to encounter one.  Otherwise, it is so rare, I am not sure I care right now.

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2018, 07:24:30 am »
OK, I can see that we are starting to compete with each other for the same monies. Fine, I will simply double the 'service charges' and send them $130 to get on top of the list! I will show you guize!

Brian

That's not playing fair!
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2018, 07:29:30 am »
It must be my lucky day!

As soon as I get millions the hearing aids are on me fellas!


ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

We wish to inform you that the Bank of America and the United Nations
Organizations Benin Republic Zonal Office have released the fund worth of
$7,8 million US dollars issued on your name. The money was deposited with us
as MTCN credit card 2 weeks ago. We apologize for the delay and wish to
process your first payment today. We shall be sending you  $5000.00usd
everyday until we complete paying you the total fund via online money
transfer.

For the Benefit of Doubt,we shall send the fund released order approved and
signed by the United Nations Secretary in the person of Ban Ki Moon.

Note that your first payment of $5000.00usd has been issued and endorsed for
transfer, but bare it in mind that you do not yet have full access to the
$5000.00usd as authorized except you pay the transfer service charges which
is $65usd only to this office. You have to pay the money through our
service MONEY_GRAM to the information given below and as soon as the
payment of $65usd is confirmed, we shall release your first $5000.00usd to
enable you pick it up at any of our service close to you. This will continue
till the total fund is made to you.

Make sure you send us YOUR full information along with the service charge of
$65usd  to release the full transfer details on how to pick up your online
first payment. You have to treat this message with urgency by reconfirming
your full information to us immediately you receive this massage to enable
us start the process of your first and second payment.

This message is valid for 2 weeks as we have been authorized to release your
total fund within the period.

1.Your Full Name...
2.Your Address...
3.Your Tel Number....
4.Occupation.......
5.Country....
6.City.........
7.Age..........

Fill the above information correctly and hurry to any MONEY_GRAM to make
the payment. Don't forget that you have to first settle the transfer charge
before we can give the full information of your first payment of
$5000.00usd. We awaits to receive the above information and the fee of
$65usd because this is the only delay to your first payment now. Kindly use
this information below to send the transfer charge.

Receiver Name: Peter Oso
Country: Benin Republic
City: Porto Novo
Test Question: When.
Test Answer: Now.
Amount to send: $65
Senders Name:.....?
Mtcn Number:......?

We look forward to receive the transfer charge together with your full
information to enable us release this first $5000.00usd to you to pick it up
and get back to us for the second payment OK. Call OR text +229 62418915
LISTEN VERY ATTENTIVELY,DO NOT REPLY THIS MESSAGE IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO
PAY THE REQUIRED FEE.

Yours in Service

Dr.Prince  Raymond.
Financial Consultant
MONEY_GRAM TRANSFER,
Benin Republic.


Surprise! It seems that the above may not totally be on the up and up. I just received another e-mail to clarify what's really going on.


UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA BENIN
AGBOKOU STREET, COTONOU
P.M.B. 0127, AGBOKOU, COTONOU

ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

I AM MATHEW JOHNSON, DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT,UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA
[UBA] THE ONLY BANK APPOINTED BY THE A.U MEMBERS LED BY PRESIDENT IDRISS
ITNO.

BECAUSE OF THE FRAUD GOING ON IN WEST AFRICA COUNTRIES WHERE SOME INNOCENT
BENEFICIARIES WERE ASK TO PAY IN ADVANCE BEFORE RECEIVE THE MONEY OWED TO
THEM. THE ABOVE AFRICA UNION HELD MEETING IN BENIN REPUBLIC AND RESOLVE TO
PAY ALL BENEFICIARIES IN CASH THROUGH MEANS OF DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE.WE
RECEIVE YOUR FILES FROM INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(I.M.F) AS ONE OF THE
BENEFICIARIES.

TAKE NOTE; TEN THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$10,000) HAVE BEEN MAPPED
OUT FOR ALL EXPENSES IN SENDING THE MONEY TO YOU THROUGH GENUINE DIPLOMATIC
COURIER SERVICE AND HOW IT WAS SPENT WILL BEDETAILS TO YOU. THEREFORE, I
WANT YOU TO BEAR IT IN MIND THAT YOUR TOTAL FUND WILL BE NO MORE THREE
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($3,500,000.00) BUT THREE
MILLION FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS
($3,490,000.00)IF ANY BODY TELLS YOU THAT HE IS PAYING YOU IN BANK DRAFT OR
TELE-GRAPHIC MONEY TRANSFER BOTH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM, DO NOT LISTEN
TO HIM OR HER BECAUSE DUE TO THIS FRAUD NO INTERNATIONAL BANK HON OURS OUR
REMITTANCE INSTRUCTION ANY MORE. THAT IS WHY WE SETTLED TO PAY IN CASH
THROUGH COURIER.

WE ALSO RECEIVED A SECURITY REPORT THAT YOU PAID THE FRAUDSTERS WHO HAVE
BEEN DECEIVING YOU, TELLING YOU THAT THEY ARE GOING TO SEND THIS MONEY TO
YOU. DEAR, AS A SENIOR BANKER, CONTROLLING THIS CASH PAYMENT NOW, I ADVISE
YOU NOT TO WASTE YOUR MONEY BY PAYING ANY BODY IN ADVANCE AGAIN, AND IF YOU
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION, YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR MONEY IN THREE DAYS
TIME.YOUR FUND WILL NOW PACKAGE IN BOX AND TAKE TO THE DIPLOMATIC COURIER
SERVICE FOR IMMEDIATE SHIPMENT, I WILL ALSO SEND THE PICTURE OF THE BOX BY
ATTACHMENT TO YOU TO SEE HOW THE MONEY IS PACKED, I WILL SEND YOU MORE MAILS
TO GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION WITH MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FOR YOU TO KNOW
THE GENUINE OF  THIS TRANSACTION.

THEREFORE, DO FORWARD YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND DIRECT PHONE NUMBER TO ME FOR
QUICK DELIVERY BECAUSE TIME IS NOT IN OUR SIDE.ALL THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE
SENT TO YOU IF I AM ASSURED THAT YOU HAVE STOPPED SENDING MONEY TO THOSE
FRAUDSTERS. BUT GOD WILL SURELY JUDGE ALL OF THEM WHO LIVES BY CHEATING. MY
BIBLE SAYS WHAT DOES IT PROFIT A MAN IF YOU GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD BUT LOOSE
YOUR SOUL, WHICH IS NOTHING.

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE REQUIRED INFORMATION OF YOURS.

MR.MATHEW JOHNSON.
DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA
Email::::::mathewjohson55@yahoo.com
Phone:::::+229 6145_6761)

I have to wonder though, how is it that they don't even know my name?


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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2018, 07:54:48 am »
Congrats Conrad! I'm sure it's legit because they are going to pay you through "GENUINE DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE". What could go wrong?

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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2018, 08:23:26 am »
Congrats Conrad! I'm sure it's legit because they are going to pay you through "GENUINE DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE". What could go wrong?

I know right! Heck, he's even going to take a picture of the package containing all my dough. That money is as good and mine already man!
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2018, 09:57:17 pm »
United Bank for Africa - ??

I wasn't aware that there is a country called Africa.
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« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2018, 04:21:27 am »
Conrad, I found the flaw in the offer you were sent. Nowhere does it say it’s 100% risk free. Mine does. My letter has to be legit.
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2018, 07:52:04 am »
Conrad, I found the flaw in the offer you were sent. Nowhere does it say it’s 100% risk free. Mine does. My letter has to be legit.

Dammit! Thanks for raining on my parade. I wish you would have said something sooner, now that I maxed out all my credit cards...   
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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2018, 08:49:49 am »
Dammit! Thanks for raining on my parade. I wish you would have said something sooner, now that I maxed out all my credit cards...   
That's OK. I'll share mine with you only because I know you would do the same.
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« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2018, 10:53:54 am »
Wow...just wow!
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2018, 08:22:47 am »
That's OK. I'll share mine with you only because I know you would do the same.

 :)

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