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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2018, 10:55:40 pm »

FIFY
There are big differences among:

1) America (which is a nick name of The United States of America)
2) North America (the continent that contains USA, Canada, Mexico, etc)
3) The Americas (the continents of both North and South America, AKA "the new world") aka America.

"Bank of America" = "Bank of the United States of America", if it covered more than that country, it would be "Bank of the Americas" or "Bank of North America." 
I think the above would all be news to B of A.

Quote from: B of A website

We have a long-term commitment to helping communities thrive and prosper—both economically and socially—with operations in more than 35 countries throughout Europe, the Middle East and Africa, Asia Pacific and the Americas.

"Africa" is only a continent.  So, no, there is no technicality involved :)
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2018, 03:47:21 am »
Yes, speak that term in all situations, starting with the first cop who pulls you over.....

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If it's an attractive female cop I may give that a try.    :P
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2018, 06:02:17 am »
Yep, and then you might get to meet her big, burly husband / boyfriend.

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« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2018, 08:30:28 pm »
Yes, but did it say 100% guaranteed? You guys are fools for following for that scam. Meanwhile, I’m patiently waiting to hear back from my man.
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« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2018, 04:10:37 am »
Yep, and then you might get to meet her big, burly husband / boyfriend.

 :rotflmao:

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Perhaps that may be the cop's idea of a Ménage à trois but it's not what I had in mind...    :P
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« Reply #50 on: June 07, 2018, 01:10:30 pm »
I just trumped (the verb, not the noun) all youse guize: in addition to getting that money from Africa twice, because I gave them twice the asked- for amount, as of today I have been compensated by a woman who had many questions about my bone stimulator! That's right, she asked, I answered and the money is on its way.....!

The company that makes the bone stimulator I have wanted me to participate in a study (yeah, imagine the scenarios that ran through my head..... would I have to show them my 'bone', would they want to watch me stimulate it, what if I mistakenly over- stimulated it in front of her (or them).... worse yet, what if they told me I had been doing it incorrectly all along....) and that I would be compensated for it. What? Stimulate my bone and get paid to do it? Of course I said 'yes' and was anxious to begin. Well it finally happened today but turned out to be a telephone medical survey. Very disappointing. But still, my compensation is on the way and once is get that African money twice, and now add this whopping $35 to it, I will be ahead of all of you!

BTW, whatever you may happen to read regarding published data on bone stimulators, beware: I know what information they have, where it comes from and it is simply worthless; not wrong or fraudulent, merely useless- they asked me all about my stimulator use and overall recovery for their 'study'. But without any other data from both myself (such as how well the bone has healed in XX weeks, etc.) as well as comparative data of identical or nearly so fractures allowed to heal without a stimulator, no conclusions or even tendencies can be drawn.

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Yes, but did it say 100% guaranteed? You guys are fools for following for that scam. Meanwhile, I’m patiently waiting to hear back from my man.
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« Reply #51 on: June 07, 2018, 01:55:23 pm »
But still, my compensation is on the way and once is get that African money twice, and now add this whopping $35 to it, I will be ahead of all of you!


By my figuring, you will be $35.00 ahead to be exact.
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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #52 on: June 07, 2018, 04:35:05 pm »
........ because I gave them twice the asked- for amount....
By my figuring, you will be $35.00 ahead to be exact.

Must be the new math.

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2018, 05:11:05 pm »
Yeah, 'cause $16 million + 16 million +$35 should work out to $32,000,035. Minus taxes and of course, the initial fee to start the process.

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Must be the new math.
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« Reply #54 on: June 08, 2018, 07:27:50 am »
Yeah, 'cause $16 million + 16 million +$35 should work out to $32,000,035. Minus taxes and of course, the initial fee to start the process.

No time to talk, off looking at houses; tonight, The Breakers. http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers

Brian


In terms of just a place to live, I would rather live in my current home than that. Would be interesting to see and take a tour but to live? No I think not. However I could turn that great room into an awesome garage/workshop!

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #55 on: June 08, 2018, 08:07:45 am »
Yeah, 'cause $16 million + 16 million +$35 should work out to $32,000,035. Minus taxes and of course, the initial fee to start the process.

No time to talk, off looking at houses; tonight, The Breakers. http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers

Brian


Be sure to let us know where to send the house warming gifts.

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Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2018, 10:27:42 am »
Well, if we are being realistic then yeah, it would be impractical to live there. What would end up happening would be a small (relatively) section of living quarters; that thing is geared up for cooking in the far corner and servants bringing the food to a gigantic dining room. If a 'normal' family were to live there, the walk to get something from the refrigerator would take a golf cart....  And on top of all of that, it is in the middle of Newport and beyond the noise and constant activity in the summer, one would need a helicopter go go anywhere as the average street traffic speed is about 0.5 MPH.

I was merely using it as an illustration of extreme excess, at least a local version. World- wide, I would probably pick the Hermitage in St. Petersburg.

Don't tell me that rapier- sharp wit of yours is slipping Rhino......

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In terms of just a place to live, I would rather live in my current home than that. Would be interesting to see and take a tour but to live? No I think not. However I could turn that great room into an awesome garage/workshop!
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« Reply #57 on: June 08, 2018, 10:43:15 am »
Well, if we are being realistic then yeah, it would be impractical to live there. What would end up happening would be a small (relatively) section of living quarters; that thing is geared up for cooking in the far corner and servants bringing the food to a gigantic dining room. If a 'normal' family were to live there, the walk to get something from the refrigerator would take a golf cart....  And on top of all of that, it is in the middle of Newport and beyond the noise and constant activity in the summer, one would need a helicopter go go anywhere as the average street traffic speed is about 0.5 MPH.

I was merely using it as an illustration of extreme excess, at least a local version. World- wide, I would probably pick the Hermitage in St. Petersburg.

Don't tell me that rapier- sharp wit of yours is slipping Rhino......

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Brian

Yes of course I knew that. Was just making an observation of my own. And that rapier wit of mine is actually just a smudge in the rearview mirror  ;D

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« Reply #58 on: June 30, 2018, 09:47:40 pm »
   WHAT!!! You didn't tell me about this!!! >:(  I want in on this bonanza!!! Guess you guys wanted it all for yourselves!! BASTARDS!!
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« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2018, 06:41:56 am »
I think we can all agree this email I just received is looking VERY PROMISING!

DEAR BENEFICIARY,

I AM REV,DR.JOHN H.WILLIAMS,THE AUDITOR GENERAL OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND I WISH TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE SCAN COPY OF YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT IN THE AMOUNT OF $10,5MUSD WHICH I SENT TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS YESTERDAY AND THIS APPROVED DRAFT INCLUDES YOUR FUND INTEREST AMOUNT FOR THIS YEARS AWAITING,SO CALL ME NOW TO CONFIRM IT OKAY:-+234-8132902282

NOTE THAT WE ARE PAYING YOU THROUGH OUR OIL RESERVE BANK ACCOUNT WITH THE JP MORGAN CHASE BANK NEW YORK,USA AND THEY WILL CREDIT YOUR FUND ONCE YOU HAVE THE ORIGINAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT HARD COPY AND DEPOSIT IT TO ANY BANK OF YOUR CHOICE IN THE WORLD.

YOU ARE HEREBY ADVICE TO TAKE THE SCAN COPY OF YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT TO YOUR LOCAL BANK AND CONFIRM IT BEFORE WE CAN SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL HARD COPY OR YOU CAN COME DOWN FOR THE COLLECTION HERE OKAY.

I AWAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

YOURS,

REV,DR.JOHN H.WILLIAMS.


I mean, come on! The guy is a reverend  :thumbs: a doctor  :thumbs: AND an auditor!!  :thumbs:

Yes, yes, I agree. This looks VERY promising indeed! You're on your way man! You lucky AND special SOB!!!

You did receive the scanned copy of the CERTIFIED bank draft in your email right? Did you take it down to your bank for confirmation? If not, as the good doctor said, you can come on down and collect it yourself.

What could go wrong at this point?
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