Author Topic: Season's Greetings  (Read 203 times)

Offline Hooligan

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Season's Greetings
« on: December 05, 2018, 01:02:41 am »
To whom it may concern.

As I'm about to go on annual leave, and wont be logging in for some period of time, please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer (delete which not applicable) solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
 
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that it is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or gender preference of the wishee.
 
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
 
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
 
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
 
Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.


All the best!!!

Regards,
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Offline Conrad

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Re: Season's Greetings
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2018, 06:37:51 am »
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Re: Season's Greetings
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2018, 09:45:49 am »
Danged lawyers and their gobbledygook.

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Offline VirginiaJim

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Re: Season's Greetings
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2018, 04:24:35 pm »
Back at you, Hooligan.  I'd insert a smiley but for some reason they aren't working for me.
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Re: Season's Greetings
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2018, 08:26:47 pm »
Maybe you are the wrong gender or religion or something and they will not work for 'your kind'?   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  Yep, that oughta' undo all 100 lines of the OP's politically correct and sensitive post.....

But what Hooligan said- best wishes during this holiday- heavy season to all the folks out there, and safe riding all through the coming year.

Brian

Back at you, Hooligan.  I'd insert a smiley but for some reason they aren't working for me.
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Re: Season's Greetings
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2018, 04:54:09 am »
Maybe you are the wrong gender or religion or something and they will not work for 'your kind'?   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  Yep, that oughta' undo all 100 lines of the OP's politically correct and sensitive post.....

But what Hooligan said- best wishes during this holiday- heavy season to all the folks out there, and safe riding all through the coming year.

Brian

I'll go with the 'or something'...    ;)
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Re: Season's Greetings
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2018, 07:47:13 pm »
 :)   Seems they work with Firefox..   And since they do, Brian.. :battle: :rotflmao:
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