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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #135 on: December 14, 2019, 08:48:04 pm »
"Prosecutors say a man stole $88,000 from a bank vault. The FBI caught him after he flashed stacks of bills on social media. [...]  If you're systematically stealing money from a bank vault, it may not be a good idea to post the evidence on your social media pages."

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #136 on: March 31, 2020, 04:03:06 am »
A man allegedly teaching his dog to drive was arrested after leading troopers on a high speed chase



A man was arrested Sunday after leading troopers on a high-speed chase with his dog sitting in the driver's seat, a spokeswoman for the Washington State Patrol said.

The man from Lakewood, Washington, hit two cars on separate occasions and failed to stop both times, leading state troopers on a high-speed chase up Interstate 5, the spokeswoman said. No major injuries were reported in either crash.

"He was driving very erratically. So erratically that multiple people called 911," trooper Heather Axtman told CNN.

The suspect was driving "absolutely recklessly," and a pursuit ensued at 109 miles an hour, she said. One of the troopers attempted to corner the suspect's car, looked inside and realized a pit bull was sitting in the driver's seat while the suspect steered, Axtman said.

As he was trying to evade troopers, the suspect drove onto Centennial Trail, a trail for pedestrians and bicyclists in Snohomish County known for being busy, according to Axtman.
"The fact that there wasn't anybody on the trail is nothing shy of miraculous." Axtman said. "We are very thankful."

Eventually troopers were able to use spike strips to end the pursuit. During the arrest, Axtman said the suspect gave them one explanation: He was "trying to teach his dog how to drive."

"I wish I could make this up," Axtman, who is also a public information officer, said. "I've been a trooper for almost 12 years and wow, I've never heard this excuse. I've been in a lot of high speed chases, I've stopped a lot of cars, and never have I gotten an excuse that they were teaching their dog how to drive."

The Washington State Patrol charged the man with reckless endangerment, hit and run, driving under the influence and felony eluding. His bond was set at $8,500 and he is set to appear in court March 30.

As for the dog, Axtman said the "very sweet girl" was taken to the animal shelter after her owner was arrested.


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The dog had no comment and asked for her lawyer.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #137 on: April 01, 2020, 07:17:54 pm »
Update to the above:
Upon further examination, after the arrest, the dog was tested, and found to be under the influence of LSD, Crack Cocaine, Methamphetamine, and had a BAC of 0.40... also found were marijuana blunts, one tucked behind the dogs ear....

the dog kept repeating.. " Dude, all I want is a couple cans of Wolf's Tooth Dogfood..the Dirty Filthy Hippie flavor, but Raccoon flavor will do.. I got the munchies sumpin' feirce..."

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #138 on: April 02, 2020, 04:54:14 pm »
More importantly.

The drugged dog was able to outdrive the trained police officers....
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #139 on: April 02, 2020, 06:36:01 pm »
Probably a good thing there wasn't a shootout.  8)
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #140 on: April 02, 2020, 07:15:17 pm »
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #141 on: April 05, 2020, 08:19:33 am »
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #142 on: April 05, 2020, 09:43:52 am »
https://youtu.be/GJDdwaeqgaI
Thank you for the laughs!  Some nasty headers, though.  OOF!
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #143 on: April 06, 2020, 03:41:33 am »
Didja notice that most of those were teenagers. It's been a while since I felt that immortal.  :rotflmao: :nuts:
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