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Offline B.D.F.

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A woman goes to a doctor.....
« on: May 14, 2011, 04:44:54 pm »
.... and he examines her. When he is finished, he says "Madam, I think you have acute vaginitis." She giggles a little and says "Why thank you."

« Last Edit: May 15, 2011, 10:31:10 am by B.D.F. »
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Re: A woman goes to a doctor.....
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2011, 07:49:42 pm »
A....shapely BLONDE female awaits the doctor in an exam room.

The doctor enters and asks; "what is the problem young lady?"
The blonde answers; "I hurt all over, every where I touch"
"Here, ouch, here, ouch, here, ouch" as she touches herself all over w/ her left index finger.
"Fine" says the doc, "now let's wrap up that broken finger in a cast & all will be better!"..... ::)
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Re: A woman goes to a doctor.....
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2011, 08:22:53 am »
The way I heard it was two doctors consulting on a female patient and the first doctor says "I think she has acute angina" to which the second doctor says "Well thats good cause she ain't got no a** to speak of".
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Re: A woman goes to a doctor.....
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 03:01:41 pm »
So what does an old woman's coochie smell like?


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Re: A woman goes to a doctor.....
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2011, 12:33:28 pm »
He said coochie, hehehehe
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