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Offline Boomer343

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Wife doesn't think this is funny
« on: October 05, 2011, 08:59:08 pm »
I had replaced a neighbours central vac unit with a new one they had purchased then said I would haul the old one away the next time I was taking a load to the dump. So today was dump day and off I went. Got to the dump and took the vac unit out of the trunk and put it beside the car while I unloaded the trailer.

A civic worker who was obviously a fairly recent immigrant came by to check I was wasn't pitching out any banned items when he spied the vac unit....what is that he inquired.....I said a central vac unit for your home.....does it still work he asks.....so this is what my wife doesn't think is funny....yes I said but it's like a married women...lots of noise but not much suck......I should have come up with another story when I was having a little chuckle to myself after the second glass of wine....

I'll be singing Elvis tonight.......If you're lonely tonight......LOL it was worth it.....

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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 02:06:21 am »
<LOL>
The truth always hurts.
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At least you'll get a good nights sleep.  ;D
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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 05:02:37 am »
Some people never learn...

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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 06:20:42 pm »
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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2011, 03:34:04 pm »
[At least you'll get a good nights sleep.  ;D
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Not with on eye open spying for danger ;D ;)
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Offline Boomer343

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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2011, 07:30:49 pm »
So now it gets better....my wife drops by the neighbours who thank her and I for taking care of the vacuflo unit.....so she relates the story of the dump and the husband is drinking coffee and then spews it out at the punch line.....so now it's taking on a life of it's own.....love it....wish there was video.....

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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 07:10:07 am »
If you thought there wasn't much suck before...
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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2011, 08:12:29 am »
That's funny, but it may be a long cold winter....
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Re: Wife doesn't think this is funny
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2011, 01:42:26 pm »
What were ya thinking?
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