Oy, aaats not mocking, THIS is mocking:

And please note that in the above photo the top box is unlatched- this is done in an effort to appease the gods of flying motorcycle luggage by using a sacrificial Chinese (J.C. Whitney) top box instead of the more expensive left saddlebag which is left unchained.
I am sure Clyde knows we are not having fun at his expense, it is just a natural subject to draw a spot 'o wit and a smile. Besides, the entire 'anti saddlebag motorcycle disassociation' kit is fully Kirby approved.

Brian
I don't know if you were counting my post as a mocker or not, if so, it wasn't intended that way. I didn't pin my bags but I am using Zteve's brackets, cheap insurance.