Author Topic: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package  (Read 102584 times)

Offline Walker18

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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #300 on: February 23, 2013, 05:02:49 pm »
And you're paying someone to **** in your car?  This is getting good.  Why do I have this mental picture of a VW Tech standing on the hood pissing in a Passat?  And this makes it more powerful?  My God, humor doesn't get any better than this.

So, where did you get that pissat for your Passat? Local brew, or does it require German Lager?? 8)
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #301 on: February 23, 2013, 05:25:42 pm »
Hadn't thought of that angle...I imagine it must be a German Lager of some sort.  American won't do at all from what I'm told.
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #302 on: February 23, 2013, 06:18:45 pm »

I'm selling two GM conversion vans, a Savana and a Express I love them,  but thay love way too much gas, I drive a LOT,  my 9,000lb 4x4 diesel pick up gets  better mileage.
I'm buying a 2009 - 2011 TDI Jetta sport wagon I'm never buying anything new again way to much deprecation, I'm selling my 2006 Ram laramie diesel 4x4 for almost what I paid for it three years ago , $22,000 , I've been looking for four  months finally I found a deal, 2009 Laramie 4x4 diesel for $23,500  I'm flying out fri 630am to drive it back, I buy trucks from out of state all the time for my business. The list price for this truck is over $ 60,000 new,   deprecation SUCKS.
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #303 on: February 23, 2013, 06:19:49 pm »
Joel from Maine.

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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #304 on: February 23, 2013, 07:56:43 pm »
Jetta uses the Blue pee stuff as well ;D

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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #305 on: February 24, 2013, 05:22:42 am »
Jetta uses the Blue pee stuff as well ;D

Say what? My JSW doesn't and you have the same motor that I do.
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #306 on: February 24, 2013, 08:32:05 am »
They put the blue dye in the urea which makes it...




Wait for it.....








Here it comes.....






Dyed urea!   (Ducking and running....)
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #307 on: February 24, 2013, 08:53:44 am »
Say what? My JSW doesn't and you have the same motor that I do.
I can go back to bed now.  (Pappy always said to learn something everyday before going to bed). :-[

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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #308 on: February 24, 2013, 09:02:55 am »
They put the blue dye in the urea which makes it...




Wait for it.....








Here it comes.....






Dyed urea!   (Ducking and running....)

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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #309 on: February 24, 2013, 12:08:23 pm »
I still think this funny as all get out...
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #310 on: February 24, 2013, 12:13:47 pm »
If I have this right you have a car that can run on biodiesel (crap) but you have to **** in the fuel to get it to run? I retract everything I said about hybrid electric cars and can now start making fun of rolling toilets.
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #311 on: February 24, 2013, 12:30:08 pm »
I can't wait to start driving my new Pissat. I don't care if VW has to crap in it if I get over 40 mpg.
I had a 2003 Golf tdi I bought new when diesel prices were $1.43 per gallon and gas was $1.49. Then prices started  going up and Katrina hit and knocked out diesel refineries and never recovered.
I was always getting 43-45 mpg all the time.
I did look into the new Ford Fusion Hybrid. It is too Japanese. Yes I just said that on a Kawi forum. Atleast the Pissat is assembled in Tennessee.
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #313 on: February 24, 2013, 01:22:30 pm »
Glad I wasn't stuck behind them. Prolly gotta cruiser in the garage. pita hypermilers
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Re: Bought a Jetta TDI W/Nav package
« Reply #314 on: February 24, 2013, 05:12:49 pm »
I had a 1978 Diesel Rabbit. Got 57 mpg city or highway. Traded it away in 83. Wish I would have kept it. It's about time they are finally getting back to the kind of mileage they were capable of 35 years ago.