Author Topic: The difference between potentially and realistically‏  (Read 1395 times)

Offline Walker18

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The difference between potentially and realistically‏
« on: April 07, 2012, 08:37:43 pm »


A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'

he thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.

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Offline DannyL

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Re: The difference between potentially and realistically‏
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 07:11:59 am »
Me like........ ;D


Offline George R. Young

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Re: The difference between potentially and realistically‏
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 07:25:07 am »
I count 3 hookers (potentially). I don"t think Brad Pitt would have anything to do with any of them (realistically).
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Re: The difference between potentially and realistically‏
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2012, 09:05:02 pm »
LOL ;D