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401 K-eg
« on: April 23, 2012, 09:47:50 am »
For the wise, yet frugal planner I am offering free retirement advice.  It has been sadi if we pool our resources together we can reach our retirement goals an estimated 5 years earlier.


If you had purchased $1,000 in shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in
AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000
in shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But,
if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have
received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus... A
recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a
year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the
gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

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Re: 401 K-eg
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 11:18:40 am »
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Thank God for good men willing to do extreme violence.

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Re: 401 K-eg
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 11:24:35 am »
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Re: 401 K-eg
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 11:31:11 am »
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Re: 401 K-eg
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 12:39:15 pm »
gotta love the new math !
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Re: 401 K-eg
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 03:02:25 pm »
  Thanks, I think?    But I'll drink to that!  Make mine a Ky / Tn bourbon......or...... a Molson ICE!   ICE cold, none of that 45-50F crap either!
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Re: 401 K-eg
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 05:53:31 pm »
 :rotflmao: :thumbs: :chugbeer:
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